This just in! UMP-45 may actually be decent?
"Shotgun campers need to stop!" says thick-headed man named #########.
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THESE ARE JOKES! NOT REAL!
Last week, a local marksman went crazy, he was even rapid firing (against Hawaiian laws). The gunman shot a 44 magnum at a easy to hit cardboard target, The bystanders were amazed and angered when he missed every shot.
A goverment pest removing company relentlessly murders an ant infestation via pestcide. A very cruel and genocidal act. Yet officals say they will not be brought to justice! Horrible!